Pro 6 Aspen Stairmill Stair Climber

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A huge proportion of consumer items are high-tech solutions looking for a problem.

Today’s candidate is the Pro 6 Aspen Stairmill Stair Climber, a product name which rolls off the tongue about as well as an avalanche in Colorado.

And it might be the greatest thing since sliced Vegemite for all I know. But I’d be very worried about the guy in the demo photo if he were a friend.

You see, it’s not the product as such, despite the eye-watering price-tag, even when discounted.

No, it’s the fact the guy in the photo has a house with not one but two staircases.

analog vs digital staircases
Analog vs Digital staircases

You be the judge

Would you choose:

  • The Asprin Stairclimbing Mechanical Money Vacuum on discount for $2796USD or full price $3795USD (plus postage); or

  • Find a free, analog alternative around town and a $5 step counter?

LCD Digital Step Pedometer
This pedometer can effectively help you track progress and improve endurance. It counts the number of steps taken after waist exercise.
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Here’s the thing

If you want to get fit on stairs, go find a set of them and walk up and down a while. Everything the stair climbing machine can do, an analog stair can do better:

  • They’re free
  • They operate in any conditions
  • They don’t break down because of difficult to diagnose mechanical issues
  • If they do break down, you can find another set nearby for no additional financial cost
  • You can pace yourself any damn way you like
  • You don’t have to take care of them, put new batteries in or fold them away and find somehwere for them when they’re not in use.